The week of Hell

This week has not been a good week. I feel like I've been hit by a semi -truck full of suck and then left on the road for dead. With a cough. The most important part is the cough. My lungs have literally come up out of my chest multiple times. And then I live with people who deem it necessary to drunk yell in the bathroom. That we share. Late at night. While I have a cough and have been left for dead by a semi- truck. NOT OKAY, MAN. They talk so loud, as if someone in the vicinity even cares what they have to say. One thing I know-- those type of people don't give a pickle what you are saying. That's just their type. They were molded to be like that. Not their fault.

Just say what you mean. At a normal voice level. We'd all be so appreciative. Thank you.

This is what i do in class...

"I need a minute to get me head together
To tear myself apart. A minute to find out
Where you are. PLEASE DON'T GO. There's
Something I forgot to say. Don't look me
In the eyes. Maybe I'll get this out..."

"This will sound weird BUT--with as many Lipsmackers as I have--I bet I taste like a candy store. HAHAHAHA"

"That kids needs to be punched in the jewels."


... I NEED TO START PAYING ATTENTION IN CLASS.

I hate waiting.

Tea

When I drink hot tea, I feel extremely sophisticated. I don't know what it is exactly, I just feel artsy and smart. I don't drink coffee so tea is my sophistication stand in. I literally go in spurts where hot tea is all I drink and then I abruptly stop drinking it. Weeeeird.

Yes, I did in fact see New Kids on the Block

And I'm not even going to lie. It was A-frickin-mazing.
For 40 year olds, they can definitely move.

Candy

If I were candy, I'd be a conversation heart.
Some people can't handle my wonderment but for those who know me, I'm what they wait for all year round.

Ha. Such lies.