Twilight and a really hot vampire

I avoided the Twilight series for as long as I could.
I didn't want to read it.
I didn't want to be another one of those crazed Twilight fans.
I didn't want to know who the hell Edward Cullen was.
And yet, I fell into the trap.
I've been sucked onto the bandwagon.
And I can't escape.

Damn Edward Cullen and his seemingly beautiful face. Damn him.